I am still annoyed that my awesome neighborhood has had like 8 trick or treaters over the last hour.
I put on a color scheme for this, y'all. Man up. Etc.
PS if you tease my kid I'll kick your ass.
Friday, October 31, 2014
Life is too short
Lately I've been waking up in the middle of the night and feeling alert and ready for my day ... at, you know, 2:30am, like this morning. Waking up in the middle of the night is not anything new for me - I've been a bad sleeper since I was 13 (possibly even longer). But feeling alert at 2am: this is new. I think this energy stems from the existential crisis I've been going through lately. You know the one: Holy Shit! I'm Going To Die One Day And Be A Lump In The Ground Or Burning Eternally Because I Chose Cremation And I Won't Think Or Feel Or BE Anymore And Oh Crap I Have So Much To Do And Especially I've Been A Shitty Mom.
Right? Right.
So I try to go back to sleep and I try to be tired and do all the meditation-y things you're supposed to do, like talk to all your body parts, starting with your head and eventually reaching your toes... "I'm relaxed. I'm going back to sleep. I need rest." Etc. But fuck it, I'm awake and right now I'm totally psyched that I can be! Talk to me again around 8pm tonight, HalloFuckingWeen, and we'll see how psyched I am.
Also my head itches like crazy. This has been going on for weeks. I think I'm suddenly allergic to the shampoo I've been using for years. I know that sounds ridiculous but I have a very good friend who suddenly became allergic to oranges, and then peaches, in his late 20s. So it can happen, people. Don't tell me I have lice. A) my husband has looked and he sees nothing (commentary on his vision?) and 2) I really just can't handle that.
I'm awake, y'all! Let's have a day!
Right? Right.
So I try to go back to sleep and I try to be tired and do all the meditation-y things you're supposed to do, like talk to all your body parts, starting with your head and eventually reaching your toes... "I'm relaxed. I'm going back to sleep. I need rest." Etc. But fuck it, I'm awake and right now I'm totally psyched that I can be! Talk to me again around 8pm tonight, HalloFuckingWeen, and we'll see how psyched I am.
Also my head itches like crazy. This has been going on for weeks. I think I'm suddenly allergic to the shampoo I've been using for years. I know that sounds ridiculous but I have a very good friend who suddenly became allergic to oranges, and then peaches, in his late 20s. So it can happen, people. Don't tell me I have lice. A) my husband has looked and he sees nothing (commentary on his vision?) and 2) I really just can't handle that.
I'm awake, y'all! Let's have a day!
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